Episode 1: Introduction

Welcome, readers everywhere! From Tokyo to Sydney, your presence is greatly appreciated! I, Robin, [I'm girl, people] and Batman, who will be posting later, are here to save the day! Our epic adventures of food-battling-contriban will suck you in, then you'll become our mind slave and- oops, too far. ANYWAY, keep readng, we'll keep saving you guys anonymously, and you won't know a thing about it. . .