Episode 5: Handicap [[R]]

"Augh, if people are handicap, they PROBABLY SHOULDN'T be driving!" Batman yelled angrily, drumming his fingers on the steering wheel.

I watched, amused as an old lady drove a steady pace of 11 miles per hour.

"JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST, COULD YOU MOVE ANY SLOWER?!?!" he shouted.

As if on cue, the old lady drove 6 mph slower.

I snickered and began pressing random buttons on the dashboard.

"Auto-Pilot Engaged." the computer said in a monotone voice.

"Nope!" I pressed the button again to turn it off.

"Invisible Screen Engaged."

"No."

"Oil Engaged."

"No."

"Mexican Party Engaged."

I shot Batman a look that screamed, "What the heck?"

He blushed and pressed the button again to shut it off.

"Giant Earth Destroying Missle Engaged."

"NO!" we both screamed and pushed the button again.

"Handicap Egg Beater."

I looked at Batman with questioning gaze.

"It might work." he shrugged.

"Only one way to find out!" I allowed the Handicap Egg Beater to start.

A giant hand reached out of the hood of the Batmobile, and grabbed the old lady's car.

A muffled scream was all we heard as the car was put into a large bowl of cake mix and was spun around.

"Your cake will me done in twenty minutes." the robotic voice said.

"Delicious!" I giggled and we drove at a steady speed of 203 mph.

On we drove, with a giant cake bowl being held off to the side of the Batmobile.
(EPISODE OF THE WEEK)