Saturday, March 1, 2008

episode 6: Blackout [[B]]

As we took the on-ramp to the interstate, the tomtom said, "bear right on to the motorway."
"motorway? what'chu talkin' 'bout?" i asked it.
It wants you to turn on the interstate," robin said.
"well i know that. it's just talking weird," i said.
we were taking the interstate west at 500 mph now. the tomtom was not happy with it. "we need to get a nuvi and see if that can work at supersonic speeds," Robin said.
"stupid modern technology," i mumbled.
then the BatCar said, "your cake is ready. please enjoy."
Robin and i looked back.
"There's a big cake with an old lady in a car following us," Robin said.
"i didn't think the handicapped egg beater would work!" i said.
"we should donate the cake. it could feed like 50 little kids," Robin said.
"okay," i agreed. we went to salvation army and made the anonymous donation.
we had just gotten to the California border when the BatProjector filled the windshield of the BatMobile. i nearly drove off the interstate before i hit the brakes and skidded to a halt on the side of the interstate.
"Springfield is in danger!" the mayor screamed at us.
"AGAIN?!?!" we both asked in unison.
"yes again!"
"you need to come save us from the-"
All of the BatMobiles electric systems went down. our cell phones and BatPhones wouldn't turn on and our matching BatWatches we're blank. As we got out, we noticed every electric thing in sight was down. cars were stopped all over the interstate and all the lights in range were out.
"What the..." Robin trailed out.

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